Jan 6
Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
Steve Jobs is extremely demanding of all those around him and has a very low tolerance for anything but excellence. Because he can be shockingly blunt in his dealings with others, he is often portrayed as abusive, but this is dead wrong. He simply demands/expects great things from everyone around him. I honestly believe he can't understand why anyone would want to waste their time doing anything less than great.
by Sam March 21, 2005
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Jan 5
follow-up: to pursue in an effort to take further action
"Thanks for the f/u. I can always count on you to resolve my concerns promptly."
by Veggiecat March 16, 2007
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Jan 4
When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.
"She takes forever; texting with Sara leaves me textually frustrated"
by rzaragoza December 31, 2008
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Jan 3
When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.
Everyone is fleeing the office thanks to snow hysteria...but it isn't supposed to start snowing until 9 PM.
by Alpine McGregor December 20, 2008
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Jan 2
A way to end a man-to-man conversation of personal feelings in a comfortable, heterosexual manner.
"Dude, I think my girl is cheating on me. What should I do?"

"Dump that bitch."

"Good talk."
by D.K.Y. June 01, 2007
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Jan 1
The simultaneous worldwide crash of every 30GB Zune worldwide during the early hours of the morning on Dec 31, 2008.
Y2K9 - oh noes!
by Fusion243 December 31, 2008
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Dec 31
The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.
Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.
by AlexIsIll January 09, 2004
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