Jun 17
Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by.
At work yesterday, my boss walked by while I was doing my elevator circles, and now he thinks I'm crazy.
by daphnia_b June 15, 2009
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Jun 16
In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam by 'pretentious' and ostensibly 'intelligent' university students, to advertise their 'superior morals' and 'erudition'.
Using air quotes in this example is, like, so 'post-modern'.
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Jun 15
The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.
I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.
by PaulieJr October 18, 2006
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Jun 14
I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.
Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-

You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna let you go. Bye.

Them: Oh, uh, yeah. Bye.
by redbelt June 11, 2009
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Jun 13
General Population. As in the open area in a prison. From Oz on HBO. A sucky area to be.
This sucks. We're stuck in genpop with the rest of these hillibilies.
by PPlewes July 28, 2005
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Jun 12
A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.
"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."
by annastella June 07, 2006
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Jun 11
1. A word used to acknowledge the presence of a fellow companion
2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen
3. To contact via telephone
1. Is that mah boy ova there? HOLLAAAAA!
2. Watch out, I'm bout to holla at this fine bitch.
3. Boy, it was absolutely magnificent to see you again. Holla at me this evening, we can have tea and crumpets.
by Wise One January 04, 2005
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