Mar 2
(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
by Boggler March 15, 2004
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Mar 1
for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please
Bitch, you wastin my minutes.
by HHH April 25, 2005
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Feb 28
A character flaw of pride, in which a individual will take unnecessary risks or do dangerous acts if their courage is questioned, such as being called a chicken or a coward.

Marty McFly in Back To The Future
Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause
Jim said that he won't enter the race because he was afraid of getting hurt, but then Tim called him a coward and he had to prove him wrong because of his Marty McFly Complex
by TheArtNouveauGirl February 25, 2009
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Feb 27
The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control.

All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.
Last night i remote danced for like five minutes trying to turn the volume up.
by offulspellir92 February 25, 2009
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Feb 26
The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week.
Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.

Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday.
The rest celebrate Crash Wednesday.
by Cale Williams February 24, 2009
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Feb 25
The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.
"I'm so embarrassed. I went totally yellular at a restaurant last night."
by zooa November 03, 2003
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Feb 24
the state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake. Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released
Dude, after that bonehead move you are so off the box.
by PRLSKI February 06, 2009
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