May 18
A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!
by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008
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May 17
When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.
I tried to slip into bed last night without Megan noticing, but it turns out she was lying in wake. She told me this morning when she was chewing my ass.
by slinger91 May 09, 2009
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May 16
Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.
"Do you have any chocolate milk?"
"No."
"Agree to disagree."

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"I'm here for make your own food Monday's."
"Uh, sir we never had a make your own food Monday."
"Agree to disagree."

by Calvin the Great February 06, 2006
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May 15
When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.
Did you hear about that San Francisco MUNI train driver who text-ended another train?
by jlm_one May 10, 2009
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May 14
The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
by spektralx May 12, 2009
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May 13
One who spends so much time browsing youtube videos that they have metaphorically taken root, in the manner of a potato or other root vegetable. A couch potato of the new millenium.
"Oh man, I haven't showered in three days. I've just been sitting at my desk with a bag of cheetos watching Youtube videos!"

"Dude, you'd better watch out you're about to become a youtuber."
by DonBito February 05, 2009
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May 12
Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.
by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009
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