Sep 27
"Hi, I'm the pizza delivery guy" were the only words in the anuscript for "Debbie Does Domino's"
by Annie TB March 28, 2008
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Sep 26
A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.
Guy: "This random guy started talking shit to me at the bar then shoved me!"

Friend: "Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."

Homeowner: "I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"

Officer: "I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
by BuBrave2009 September 16, 2009
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Sep 25
Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.
"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.
by youknowyadayada September 23, 2009
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Sep 24
Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
by el January 07, 2005
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Sep 23
A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.
"The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales."
by J. Spaghetti May 30, 2007
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Sep 22
The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.
So, my friend hooked up with this girl, and he didn't use protection, and now he says it hurts when he pees. Anyway, do you think I should go to the doctor?
by Tom Hartung March 08, 2009
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Sep 21
Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)
News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."
by Karl721 September 17, 2009
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