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Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.
"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"
When one gets many more likes/retweets/favorites on a social networking site than usual.
"Man I usually get about 10 likes, but that picture of my dog got 30. I'm like shocked"
"Did you see that girl whose hot now? She used to get a few likes, but now she's got like 50 on her prophile pic. Total like shock."
To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.
Friend 1: Andi hasn't left her room in days.
Friend 2: Yeah she's been really upset since she and Rodney broke up.
Friend 1: What she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
Friend 2: True. It'll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.
A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.
1: I really need to clean up my facebook friends list, my news feed is painful to scroll through: It's full of so many strangers' bullshit.
2: 'Yeah, gotta' love those almost-quaintances'!
Something so dumb it has to be animated.
Axe Cop's Sockarang is moronimated.
The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.
The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.
A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.
Did you know that that guy has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership? He's such an illegal gymagrant!