The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.
by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.
Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010
Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 6, 2010
In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.
Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.
by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015
If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.
by F******Piggy December 3, 2020
The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.
by cstrong April 16, 2022