painted

Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!

by exocomp February 4, 2018

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

by John Killer July 21, 2008

Paint

computer program with no use other than giving bored people something to do or giving people the ability to cut out the right hand side of a picture in less than ten seconds.

/hey look at that picture!/ 'Yeah, I did a paint job on it'

by missdj February 11, 2011

in the paint

being put in a bad or embarassing situation

Chuck: "Damn I forgot about my junior paper!...its due tommorow!"

Alfred: "That's sad dude, yo ass in the paint foreal"

by Terrance D February 14, 2008

painting

when two people are fighting

boy1: yo what happened at school

boy2: ah man, dem niggas was painting

by jus a nigga tryna help April 16, 2017

Paint

Marijuana.

Also known as Mary Jane, Chronic, Fire, Reefer, Cheeba, Green, Dirt, Skunk, Smoke, Bud, Herb, Smokey Treat...

I got to go hit up Mr. Green Jeans and grab another couple gallons of paint.

by b miller September 30, 2006

Paint

To be boring, like to watch paint dry.

Andy: Do you fancy going out this weekend?
Doug: No, I can't be bothered.
Andy: You are paint pal!

by mypalsmith June 22, 2009