6 definitions by Kelsey H.
by Kelsey H. July 6, 2018
A party that consists of no alcoholic beverages, marijuana, or other drugs. Usually a party thrown by kids with little or no friends, for reasons such as
- Parents being home
- The person is just simply a loser
- The person is religious, and/or focused on sobriety
- Parents being home
- The person is just simply a loser
- The person is religious, and/or focused on sobriety
by Kelsey H. June 9, 2018
Insult - A girl that is well known to become extremely drunk to the point of passing out and puking. Usually at big get together's where the embarassment the next day for such a girl is worse.
by Kelsey H. July 8, 2005
by Kelsey H. June 17, 2020
A person who has graduated from high school but still parties with high school teenagers. Typically, high school boys hate them and high school girls fuck them.
Tommy: Man that party sucked, all the supergrads took our girls.
Jimmy: At least they bought us beer!
Jimmy: At least they bought us beer!
by Kelsey H. March 21, 2007
An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:
1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).
2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).
3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.
Example:
Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'
Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).
2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).
3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.
Example:
Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'
Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016